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A tip for football jocks, high school through college through professional: Don’t hit women. Totally not cool. Instead, get yourself a faggot, like me. You can rape us and beat us all you like, and you’ll get in no trouble. Faggots were put on Earth to service you. We will do ANYTHING you say. (Trust me, I spent three years of high school obeying football jocks, the most supreme of all jock studs. My university doesn’t have a football team!) We faggots will provide you pleasures no woman would ever agree to, and a release for your pent-up aggression. We worship you above all men.

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